Let me preface this by saying I went floating down a river in Colorado in August, when water levels are low and temperatures are semi-tolerable. Your experience may vary (I hope you can find a warmer river than I did) but the clothes and gear you need won’t.
Do I need to get a legit river tube?
For the love of god, yes. I tried a crappy tube from Amazon and it turned out to be exactly that. Since you’re floating on a river for an hour or more, you’ll want the netting on the bottom of the tube to hold yourself up (and your empties if you’re drinking).
The headrest on this River Run tube I ended up using was also legit, but the netting is what’s really non-negotiable here. They’re still under $20 and are absolutely worth the extra $10-$5. Also, if you get a cheap tube it might pop…and then you’re really up a creek (I couldn’t help myself, I’m not sorry for that pun).
You can also rent tubes, and those companies will sometimes also pick you up and drop you off which is suuuuper clutch.
What kind of shoes do I need?
Crappy flip-flops you don’t care about. Or water shoes. I went for water shoes because I wanted foot protection without worrying about my shoes comin goff. This ended up being a REALLY good choice for when I got stuck in shallow parts of the river and needed to get up and walk myself back on course.
What clothes should I wear tubing?
A swimsuit and shorts worked great for me. You definitely don’t need shorts, I just felt more comfortable that way. I also happened to have shorts that are basically swim trunk material so they dried quickly.
Even if you do have quick-drying clothes, I would definitely bring a change of wardrobe to switch into once you’re done. After being on the river for over an hour, I was VERY ready to not have a wet booty.
What else should I wear?
LOTS OF SUNSCREEN. I am currently rocking a mean belly sunburn thanks to forgetting to cover that area. I would also suggest sunglasses and a hat to protect your face from getting burned, and to keep your retinas from sizzling away as the sunlight bounces off the water. Croakies or some other sort of sunglasses retainer are a good security blanket if you’re worried about losing your sunnies, but not necessary.
What should I bring in the tube with me?
Only things you’re okay with having completely submerged in river water. If you are driving and don’t have a non-fob key, make sure to put it in a plastic bag or another waterproof container. And then check to make sure that plastic bag hasn’t popped open and submerged your key in water. Not that that happened to me.
What should I expect on the river?
If you are not on a literal lazy river at an amusement park, prepare to not relax as much as you may think. Yes, there are plenty of parts in the river where you can just float and not think about what’s going on, but you can’t just zone out the entire time.
You have to make sure you aren’t hitting rocks, getting stuck along the shoreline, or running into other people. That last part can be hard, so make sure you are really nice to any fisherman you float by (or in my case, into). That’s also just part of being a decent human, but you are kind of ruining their fishing experience so being extra courteous certainly doesn’t hurt.
One last thing. If you’re tubing in Colorado, be prepared for some chilly water. I went in August, and I basically only got comfortable once all of my extremities went numb. I realize this is not a rousing endorsement of tubing in Colorado, but it is my honest opinion.
I did see a group that anchored themselves in a slow part of the river and just soaked up the sun while staying cool in the water, which seems like the way to do it. When I went tubing in Vermont, the water was also pretty cold but WAY more tolerable, so if you’re at lower elevation your results may vary.
What other questions do you have for your first time tubing? Let me know in the comments below!